I’ll tell you a tale of a family fight

That gets so insane

It must be put right

It starts like this (and here I quote):

“It’s gone again. Who’s got the remote?

I need it now. I’m sure you know

It’s nearly time for my favourite show."

Then I say: “If you look closely, you’ll see it’s there

Under the seat of your sturdy old chair.”

Then he flicks ‘round the channels,

Nearly drives me insane

But I’ve a solution…

And here I'll explain -

To gain some control, you need to get tough....

Just grab the remote and then

- turn it off!