All were checked in and now comfortably seated

The speaker was there and had been duly greeted

The meeting had started with a feeling of urgency

When all of a sudden there was an emergency

The lights slowly dimmed then it quickly went dark

It was just a blackout, but some thought it a lark

‘Cos a lady in red began to shout

“Who’s the silly old goose who turned the lights out?”

Upstairs in the club there were weird sounds and rumblings

But back in the room there were some dodgy fumblings

Enough for the lady in red to shout out

“Keep your hands to yourself, you senseless old clout!”

There was pushing and shoving

Some were knocked to the floor

A few others joined in

But

Most chose to ignore

Then the lights came back on, once more shining bright

It was now time to find out who started the fight

But the lady in red, just calmly said

“If it wasn’t me so it had to be

Someone else instead!”