Jenny England
14 February 2025, 3:09 AM
(with sincere apologies to AA Milne)
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Jess Jayne, Molly McGuire,
Willy Purcell and me
Took great care of our mothers
Though we were all thirty-three
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We all said to our mothers:
“Mother,” we said, said we
“You must never sign up
To a dating site especially RSVP.”
..
But, our, spirited mothers . .
Led each other astray
Because, despite all our warnings
They signed up that very same day
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It seems that, old, single mothers
Want to make plans on their own
And even though we regularly call them
They don’t ever pick up their phone
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So, we, put up a notice
On every website we could find
Explaining that each of our mothers
Seemed to have lost their mind:
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“LAST SEEN
CHATTING WITH STRANGE MEN
(QUITE OF THEIR OWN ACCORD)
AND, IF YOU, COULD POSSIBLY HELP
THERE’S A
THOUSAND DOLLAR REWARD!”
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Most of the comments (somebody told us)
Simply confirmed what we knew…
That if mothers sign up to a dating site
What can anyone do?
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