By Carol GoddardThey say there are only two certainties in life: death and taxes. I’d like to add a third - weekend traffic in, through, and out of Kiama. Every weekend.Oh, the sheer joy of living in this magical place! We, as locals, are supremely blessed. We live in a coastal paradise that still retains a charming country village feel.Our town is the perfect venue for music festivals, markets, sporting events, car rallies - you name it, Kiama has probably hosted it. And continues to do so.So, on any given weekend, our little slice of paradise becomes the destination of choice for many. Some arrive by train, but the majority form a conga line of vehicles streaming off the highway, into Gipps Street, down Collins (especially on Sundays), and into the bustling heart of Kiama - Terralong Street.From 10 a.m. onwards on Sundays, it’s a veritable parking lot up the hill and into town. The silver lining? Less noise - because the traffic is crawling. Well, except for the occasional blatting of motorbikes, always an assault on the ears for everyone except the rider.Then, the hunt begins - for a parking space. Never a joyful or rewarding experience for the driver, until, finally and mercifully, a spot is found.And then, the real adventure begins. If you’re headed for the surf, kids in tow, you’ll likely be wrangling beach umbrellas, towels, chairs, cooler bags, and an assortment of wave-catching devices. No wonder beach carts have skyrocketed in popularity - unwieldy though they may look.Finding a table at one of Kiama’s many cafés and eateries is another weekend challenge. Depending on the time of day, a takeaway order to enjoy in Hindmarsh Park or around the harbour is often the best option. Quite a pleasant one, too - but expect a wait for your coffee, fish and chips, smoothies, or ice cream.Of course, weekend trade is a boon for our local hospitality businesses, so the more customers, the merrier! A little patience is always appreciated.Because Kiama is a place of extraordinary natural beauty, it draws visitors from all over the world. And with Sydney so close, it’s a prime weekend getaway. There’s just so much to see and do, for young and old alike.The colour, the energy, the noise, the traffic - it’s all part of Kiama’s charm. From Friday afternoon until late Sunday, it’s one big, noisy, car-and-people-filled space.And then, as if orchestrated, the Sunday afternoon mass exit begins. Kiama’s visitors head north, bumper to bumper for a good while, leaving behind a much quieter, more serene town by mid-evening.Until it all starts again next weekend.